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I am often the brunt of my own humor.


Charles R. Swindoll

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TOMMI POLO I don't know if I have a favorite color.
KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl.
KATE MIDDLETON My sense of humor often gets me in trouble.
DUNCAN JONES I am my own experiment. I am my own work of art.
MADONNA CICCONE I don't like that I'm my own commodity, that I am what I sell.
CAROL KANE Disgracefully, the arts have too often borne the brunt of short-sighted cuts to educational budgets.
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KATE DEL CASTILLO I am my own muse, the subject I know best.
FRIDA KAHLO I am sure of nothing so little as my own intentions.
LORD BYRON I'm nobody's deputy. I am who I am. I'm my own person.
MIKE LEE I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.
CRAIG FERGUSON I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
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J.R.R. TOLKIEN My Precioussss!
-Gollum
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VENERABLE BEDE I am my own mentor. I like to listen to myself to improve.
FETTY WAP From my tribe I take nothing, I am the maker of my own fortune.
TECUMSEH I am an undisputed gangster. To me, that means playing by my own rules.
KATHERINE RYAN I am much more my own man than I was when I was with the Stones.
BILL WYMAN I am in that glorious position where I can redesign and re-package my own work.
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MILTON FRIEDMAN I see that you are an elf-friend; the light in your eyes and the ring in your voice tells it.
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LADY GAGA I am my own Universe, I my own Professor.
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MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF I am the Captain of my own life.
LEXIS DE ROTHSCHILD In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be.
GLORIA STEINEM For I am not so enamoured of my own opinions that I disregard what others may think of them.
NICOLAUS COPERNICUS I'm my own person, and I want people to know me for who I am.
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MINDY MCCREADY I think it is important to begin with a statement in your speech that grabs the attention of the aud...
CHARLES R. SWINDOLL It's the most exciting thing to watch God work when I've asked him about something, to liste...
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CHARLES R. SWINDOLL One of the worst things you can give to your people is someone you're not.
CHARLES R. SWINDOLL I let people see the cracks in my life. We can't be phony. We've got to keep it real.
CHARLES R. SWINDOLL The world has changed and it's going to keep changing, but God never changes; so we are safe whe...
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CHARLES R. SWINDOLL The only real failure in life is the failure to try.
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CHARLES R. SWINDOLL Alleged 'impossibilities' are opportunities for our capacities to be stretched.
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CHARLES R. SWINDOLL A teardrop on earth summons the King of heaven.
CHARLES R. SWINDOLL Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.
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CHARLES R. SWINDOLL The wonderful thing about God is he knows what we need to persuade us.
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J. R. R. TOLKIEN Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
J. R. R. TOLKIEN If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
J. R. R. TOLKIEN An awful lot of fantasy, and even some great fantasy, falls into the mistake of assuming that a good...
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN As Faulkner says, all of us have the capacity in us for great good and for great evil, for love but ...
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN Over the years, more than one reviewer has described my fantasy series, 'A Song of Ice and Fire&...
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN I had an encyclopedia with a list of flags in the back, so I would look at all these flags of China ...
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN Middle English is an exciting field - almost uncharted, I begin to think, because as soon as one tur...
J. R. R. TOLKIEN It is plain indeed that in spite of later estrangement Hobbits are relatives of ours: far nearer to ...
J. R. R. TOLKIEN He had a feeling that the answer was quite different and that he ought to know it, but he could no...
J. R. R. TOLKIEN The distinction between literary and genre fiction is stupid and pernicious. It dates back to a feud...
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN Short cuts make long delays.
J. R. R. TOLKIEN When I am writing best, I really am lost in my world. I lose track of the outside world. I have a di...
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN Still round the corner there may wait,
A new road or a secret gate.
J. R. R. TOLKIEN 'I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things on...
J. R. R. TOLKIEN Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not t...
J. R. R. TOLKIEN His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or j...
J. R. R. TOLKIEN One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the ...
J. R. R. TOLKIEN All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost.
J. R. R. TOLKIEN It's a dangerous business going out your front door.
J. R. R. TOLKIEN I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as wel...
J. R. R. TOLKIEN All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
J. R. R. TOLKIEN Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more p...
J. R. R. TOLKIEN The Hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it reflects the generally sma...
J. R. R. TOLKIEN Little by little, one travels far.
J. R. R. TOLKIEN It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish.
J. R. R. TOLKIEN I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wa...
J. R. R. TOLKIEN The original 'Hobbit' was never intended to have a sequel - Bilbo 'remained very happy t...
J. R. R. TOLKIEN There was part of me that wanted to see the world and travel to distant places, but I could only do ...
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN I have files, I have computer files and, you know, files on paper. But most of it is really in my he...
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN The odd thing about being a writer is you do tend to lose yourself in your books. Sometimes it seems...
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN In my 10 years that I spent out in TV and film, I had my shares of frustrations and annoyances and d...
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN I try to make the readers feel they've lived the events of the book. Just as you grieve if a fri...
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN All fiction has to have a certain amount of truth in it to be powerful.
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN It may be the part of a friend to rebuke a friend's folly.
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