I am not a snowflake. I am not a sweet, infantilising symbol of fragility and life. I am a strong, fierce, flawed adult woman. I plan to remain that way, in life and in death.

I am a strong woman. I come from a background as a prosecutor.

If I have to, I can do anything. I am strong, I am invincible, I am Woman.

As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently followed by, 'Do you know if they have an accessible toilet?'

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants.

I am a fosterer of animals.