I am not a redhead, I'm a blonde.

The recognition factor is so much higher when I'm a redhead, so when I'm a blonde I can pass under the radar a lot more easily.

I am not a crook.

My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie.

There is only one place go to find out if a girl is a true blonde, redhead, or brunette.

There is only one place to go, to find out if a girl is a true blonde, redhead, or brunette.