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I am in earnest - I will not equivocate - I will not excuse - I will not retreat a single inch- and I will be heard!


William Lloyd Garrison

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WILLIAM LLOYD GARRISON I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I w...
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WILLIAM LLOYD GARRISON I will grow. I will become something new and grand, but no grander than I now am. Just as the sky wi...
WAYNE DYER I will grow. I will become something new and grand, but no grander than I now am. Just as the sky wi...
WAYNE DYER I am an Anarchist! Wherefore I will Not rule, and also ruled I will not be!
JOHN HENRY MACKAY I am not an angel," I asserted; "and I will not be one till I die: I will be myself.
CHARLOTTE BRONTë I will be back. I am not quitting. I am not that weak.
BOBBY JR I will be back. I am not quitting. I am not that weak.
BOBBY HAMILTON JR I will not be violent," I chant-mutter. "I will not be violent. I am peaceful and good. I do not wan...
CARRIE JONES I am not a has-been. I am a will be.
LAUREN BACALL I will not be a victim. I will not think like a victim. I am going to avenge all those little girls....
CAROLYN LEE ADAMS I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial.
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I AM TIMEPIECE The internet has too much information out there for you to ask a dumb question
I AM TIMEPIECE I am no longer a rare breed, I am an endangered species
I AM TIMEPIECE I wish there was an edit button on Life because sometimes we don't realize the mistakes we've made u...
I AM TIMEPIECE Life are full of memories, capture them
I AM TIMEPIECE I don't fit in because I was born to stand out
I AM TIMEPIECE I was leftwing, I am leftwing, and I will die leftwing.
ZYGMUNT BAUMAN I am not guilty and I will be fighting this.
PAULINE HANSON Today, I am not who I was yesterday. Tomorrow, I will not be who I am today.
LORRIN L. LEE I am not her. I will never be her.
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT I am glad I will not be young in a future without wilderness.
ALDO LEOPOLD I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR I will be the first to admit I am not perfect and I make mistakes.
ALBERTO GONZALES I may not be a politician, but I will fight to the end of my life for what I believe in.
BIDZINA IVANISHVILI Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I...
ANONYMOUS I am not the boy that I was before but I will be the man I am not now.
VIKRANT PARSAI I will not be a man satisfied until I am a man exhausted.
COREY TAYLOR If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? And if not now, when?
RABBI HILLEL I will travel thousands miles to be with you when you are sad. I will not close my eyes while you ar...
PETER SAYSOMPHANE I will be conquered; I will not capitulate.
SAMUEL JOHNSON Not a single star will be left in the night. The night will not be left. I will die and, with me, th...
JORGE LUIS BORGES I am not a politician, and I will never be, and I say that with absolute conviction.
DAVID PETRAEUS I will meet you in the next three days. In the name of God Almighty, I proclaim the end of the world...
MEHMET ALI AğCA I am confident, I am capable, and I will not wait to be rescued by a woodsman or a hunter.
JACKSON PEARCE I am not campaigning for any candidate but I will be voting.
DERRICK KELLIER I will not be discouraged by failure; I will not be elated by success.
JOSEPH BARBER LIGHTFOOT I am a sportsman and not a politician. I am a sportsman and will always remain one. I am not going t...
SACHIN TENDULKAR If I am not for myself, who will be for me?
If I am not for others, what am I?
And if not ...
RABBI HILLEL If I am not for myself, who will be for me?
If I am not for others, what am I?
And if no...
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CHARLOTTE BRONTë I will be monitoring the situation closely and, if I am not satisfied that sufficient progress is be...
CHARLIE MCCREEVY If nominated, I will not accept; if drafted, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.
WILLIAM TECUMSEH SHERMAN My plans are a jumble for now, but I do know certain things that I will and will not do. [...] I wil...
DAVE EGGERS I will grow. I will become something new and grand, but no grander than I now am. Just as the sky wi...
WAYNE DYER Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.
PHILIP T.M I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself. I will be rich by myself, and not by ...
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite...
MOLLY HARPER I will not talk about this experience. But, as I wrote before today, a signal of intervention by cen...
HANS TIETMEYER IF YOU CAN'T THANK GOD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE, THANK HIM FOR WHAT YOU HAVE ESCAPED!
NOT SURE i believe in love. lust. sex. romance. i don't want everything to add up to the perfect equation...i...
NOT REAL A conservative is a liberal who just got mugged and a liberal is a conservative who just got arreste...
NOT SURE If you are constantly looking in the rear view mirror, how will you ever see what is in front of you...
NOT SURE I am not against the Reebok takeover but I am also not really convinced where the large benefits wil...
JOERG DEHNING I will not die without fighting for a life I am not yet done living.
BETHANY WIGGINS I think, therefore I am?
No, I simply am.
I am. I am. I am.
I will still be if I didn...
KAMAND KOJOURI I am not "cured"--I know I never will be. I will always crave that pain to keep me centered. I will ...
J. KENNER I was giving up. I would have given up - if a voice hadn't made itself heard in my heart. The voice ...
YANN MARTEL I am not your dog that you whistle for; I’m not a stray animal you call over, and I am not, I neve...
JOY JENNINGS I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.
DENIS LEARY I have kept a diary,
WITHNAIL AND I Enough. I am tired of the demonic dance (in the media over whether I will be offered a third term). ...
AVRAHAM GRANT If I am not for myself, who will be for me? But if I am only for myself, who am I? If not now, when?
PIRKEI AVOT I am better than I was yesterday but not as good as I will be tomorrow.
ANONYMOUS If I am not for myself, then who will be for me? And if I am only for myself, then what am I? And if...
RABBI HILLEL I will come to know when my time's up, and when it is, I will exit gracefully. I will not hang a...
SAMANTHA RUTH PRABHU We have heard of not a single, government surveillance of a pro-war group. And I doubt we will ever ...
GERALD WEBER I am approached with the most opposite opinions and advice, and that by religious men, who are equal...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN I am not suggesting that just by taking the Metro, I will save billions. But I hope others will foll...
VEERAPPA MOILY I will not nullify, I will not secede, but I will under sovereign State authority fight in the Union...
HENRY A. WISE The other inmates stand in a long straight line, flanked by guards, and I am dragged past them. I do...
JACK HENRY ABBOTT The other inmates stand in a long straight line, flanked by guards, and I am dragged past them. I do...
JACK ABBOTT He gripped her hard, forcing her to meet his eyes as he snarled, “I see you. I see every part of y...
SARAH J. MAAS I am extremely happy to be joining Racing Engineering - I will not let them down.
ADAM CARROLL I am not scared of anyone. I will write and publish my books.
TASLIMA NASRIN Obey the gods and your prayers will not be heard. Obey the king and your prayers will not be heard. ...
JOACHIM MUNTHE If I live...I will live unafraid...I will live so all can see,
I am not ashamed of who I am or ...
DANIEL VON DER AHE “I am not the best, I am not one of the best, but every time I will try my best.”
BIJU KARAKKONAM Maybe some people will not agree, but I like to eat sardines in the morning for breakfast. I think s...
DAVID H. MURDOCK It's not the sort of thing one asks of a friend. He hasn't offered, and I will not ask it. I will no...
ROBIN HOBB Woman is always fickle - foolish is he who trusts her.
FRANCIS I Long ailments wear out pain, and long hopes, joy.
STANISLAUS I Youth is the first victim of war; the first fruit of peace. It takes 20 years or more of peace to ma...
BAUDOUIN I Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment.
NAPOLEON I When a girl ceases to blush, she has lost the most powerful charm of her beauty.
GREGORY I One should act in consonance with the way of heaven and earth, which is enduring and eternal. The su...
I CHING The quiet and solitary man apprehends the inscrutable. He seeks nothing, holds to the mean, and rema...
I CHING Great effort is required to arrest decay and restore vigor. One must exercise proper deliberation, p...
I CHING Before a thunderstorm there is a build-up of tension which is only relieved by the explosive force o...
I CHING Creativity comes from awakening and directing men's higher natures, which originate in the primal de...
I CHING The way of the creative works through change and transformation, so that each thing receives its tru...
I CHING Change is certain. Peace is followed by disturbances; departure of evil men by their return. Such re...
I CHING The responses of human beings vary greatly under dangerous circumstances. The strong man advances bo...
I CHING A person in danger should not try to escape at one stroke. He should first calmly hold his own, then...
I CHING

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BETSY GARRISON The reason to retire is to try to avoid embarrassment; you ought to do it before people are dropping...
GARRISON KEILLOR You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.
GARRISON KEILLOR I can write anywhere. I write in airports. I write on airplanes. I've written in the back seats ...
GARRISON KEILLOR is that we're this little, quiet pond, undisturbed. Sort of like a museum piece. Except we don't wan...
GARRISON KEILLOR You never know what's going to happen. We're not going to rehearse -- we're just going to wing it.
GARRISON STARR When I first started at KJHK it was this exalted entity to me. It was like I had finally found somet...
KYLE GARRISON We don't have enough deodorant, so we'll add that later.
DAVID GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of national se...
JIM GARRISON I'm not able to cry yet, ... I lost a son and a wonderful daughter-in-law, but I can't cry. I want t...
JIM GARRISON They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on ...
GARRISON KEILLOR I want to keep it diverse, but not to the point of alienating our listeners. If it's a really good l...
KYLE GARRISON Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar hair...
GARRISON KEILLOR I want to resume the life of a shy person.
GARRISON KEILLOR A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with ...
GARRISON KEILLOR Big mistake, ... Why do I need another weekly deadline?
GARRISON KEILLOR We had a bevy -- literally a bevy -- of queens on our show, representing every agricultural product,...
GARRISON KEILLOR Experiments with laboratory rats have shown that, if one psychologist in the room laughs at somethin...
GARRISON KEILLOR one of the amazing experiences of my young life.
GARRISON KEILLOR I'm not busy, ... A woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked ...
GARRISON KEILLOR All fiction comes from a little bit of reality, otherwise it would have no relevance. The fun is in ...
GARRISON KEILLOR Be more funny! Be more funny!
GARRISON KEILLOR A Democrat in a red state? ... Were you elected, or is this a divine miracle?
GARRISON KEILLOR There's so many people who move around our country and lose track of their own ancestry. It's nice t...
GARRISON KEILLOR They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss...
GARRISON KEILLOR May his soul be forever tormented by fire - And his bones be dug up by dogs - And dragged through th...
GARRISON KEILLOR A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast a...
GARRISON KEILLOR Lake Wobegon, the little town that time forgot and the decades cannot improve
GARRISON KEILLOR Secret of life is to go through something harrowing that doesn't kill you...and to love one woman fo...
GARRISON KEILLOR Be well, do good work, and keep in touch
GARRISON KEILLOR The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose
GARRISON KEILLOR Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average.
GARRISON KEILLOR Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up
GARRISON KEILLOR That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and...
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