I am having more trouble with myself than any other man I have ever met

No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible

When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal system, eroticizing her own oppression

...we've told men for so long that we're equal, we can open our own doors, carry our own bags, pay our own way, that now they're afraid to offer in case we accuse them of sex discrimination. If you were a man would you buy a woman underwear? I wouldn't dare. What if she throws it back in your face and calls you a sexist pig? So they've tried to turn into new men, but that's no good either, because now we're telling them to be masculine. We don't just want them in a pair of Marigolds cleaning the oven, that's not good enough. We want them to take control, to whisk us off hotels, buy us dinner, and make mad passionate love to us all night. We want it all ways. We want them heroes and handy with the vacuum. No wonder the poor guys are confused

Women have whats called the "friendzone" men have whats called "how do I get out of the friendzone" and the rest doesnt work because women are much more attractive and confident to the men they don't like who will forever pursue them, while the ones they do like won't ever pursue them... and so and so this tragic comedy goes.