I am God and my lawyers are my 12 disciples...do not f**k with me!

I'm not a woman, I'm a force of nature.

I'm not going to hurt anybody other than that dick who keeps writing songs about me.

He's not going to get away from me that easily. I'll follow him through hell [after Kurt's suicide attempt]

Being famous is just like being in high school. But I'm not interested in being the cheerleader. I'm not interested in being Gwen Stefani. She's the cheerleader, and I'm out in the smoker shed.

I'm ultimately a widow and a single mother, who's not even getting to be a mother right now. I am so alone, it's freaky.