I am getting old, so I really don't like clocks.

I am not old but mellow like good wine.

What does old look like? Sometimes I am wrinkled, sometimes not.

I am only about winning and getting better.

It is coincidence, I decide, and I am getting old and batty, thinking the universe revolves around me.

Old people are scary. And I have to face it. I am old and I am scary.