I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping.

People come up to me and say, 'Can I just thank you for writing my life?' And I reply, 'I'm glad someone else is as idiotic as I am.'

I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.

I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do.

I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain't never gonna do it any different. I don't care who likes it and who don't.

I am essentially an entertainer and a storyteller.