I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

Making you a pioneer only means one thing. You were around at the time.

In my heart, I am always a Raider.