I am a saxophone player.

There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my nose up at. I never let them down.

You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.

I'm just happy with what I am, and I happen to be a polo player.

I am convinced that God wanted me to be a baseball player.

I am smarter because I stayed in school, and I am a better football player.