I am a poor man, but I would gladly give ten shillings to find out who sent me the insulting Christmas card I received this morning.

When a poor man, hungry and unseeing because his eyesight is failing, grabs me and starts begging, I feel the Nazi in myself. I abhor this man, and I want him to keep his hands off me.

I left the room with silent dignity, but caught my foot in the mat.

I never was so immensely tickled by anything I had ever said before. I actually woke up twice during the night, and laughed till the bed shook.

What's the good of a home if you are never in it?

I never was so immensely tickled by anything I had ever said before. I actually woke up twice during the night, and laughed till the bed shook.