I am a greedy, selfish bastard. I want the fact that I existed to mean something.

I am a very selfish person.

I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic.

I want to do something for Kirkcaldy and Fife. I am a full-time MP, not a businessman.

Perfectionist? That's not something I am.

I am utterly, consummately intense, wearing sunflowers and poppies and dahlias in my buttonhole.