I am a firm believer in education and have worked very hard to tell young Latinos that they must go to college and that, if possible, they should pursue an advanced degree. I am convinced that education is the great equalizer.
Jimmy Smits
Related A simple summary of my life is that my parents worked very hard so that I could have a great educati... GUY KAWASAKI I am a firm believer that upon release, ex-offenders should be afforded a second chance to become pr... CHARLES B. RANGEL I am convinced that your Mayor must take the leadership role in education too. ALAN AUTRY I took this same class in 1978 and went to work for Burlington for 23 years and now here I am teachi... DARRELL MCDANIEL Who am I? I am that. Nothing can change that. Words, intellect and concepts can never reach that. It... AMIT RAY I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am ALICE JAMES I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am. ALICE JAMES I am very happy that I have great fans. What I can tell them is they must work on themselves; they s... MESUT OZIL I am a big believer in education, because when I grew up in Austria - when I grew up in Austria I ha... ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Even after the dehadhyas (the belief that 'I am the body') has gone, people will say, "I saw you eat... DADA BHAGWAN I believe education is the great equalizer. DAVE HEINEMAN I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win. HOWARD WILKINSON My parents are very hard working people who did everything they could for their children. I have two... DAVID OYELOWO I started my own Pies Descalzos/Barefoot Foundation when I was 18. We provide education to vulnerabl... SHAKIRA Usually when you ask somebody in college why they are there, they'll tell you it's to get an educati... ABBIE HOFFMAN I have immediate plans to pursue a doctoral degree in education. That will be more convenient if I'm... ANN SIMS I am a firm believer in slavery. BRIGHAM YOUNG They have always doubted the degree of support I have around Fiji ... what will take place over the ... GEORGE SPEIGHT I believe young people from working families should have access to debt-free education because I kno... JIMMY GOMEZ I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any nation... ABRAHAM LINCOLN It's great to know that I helped someone play at the next level and get a free college education. Th... CASAUNDRA WILSON You are the ultimate freedom, peace and bliss - free from the trace of desire, fear and doubts. AMIT RAY I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any nation... ABRAHAM LINCOLN I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any nation... ABRAHAM LINCOLN I tell young people to prepare themselves as best they can for a world that grows more challenging e... JULIAN BOND We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm. WINSTON CHURCHILL The older I grow, the more I am convinced that there is no education which one can get from books an... BOOKER T. WASHINGTON All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It... COLSON WHITEHEAD I am a firm believer that if you can explain it to a kid, you're on the right track. HOMARO CANTU I believe that education is the greatest equalizer; thus, I will continue to fight to equalize the p... ERIN GRUWELL I am very excited for Josh and the opportunity that he has earned. He has worked very hard of the pa... DOUG ALLISON I am a firm believer in resting the body. DANTE HALL When you are true to yourself, you will find yourself more easily able to pursue the things that mat... ELIZABETH ALRAUNE I am convinced that we have a degree of delight, and that no
small one, in the real misfortunes and... EDMUND BURKE I am convinced that we have a degree of delight, and that no small one, in the real misfortunes and ... EDMUND BURKE I’m a great believer in low self-esteem. Self-esteem is great for actors and criminals. I assume e... JAY LENO I recognize that I have a unique position to be a role model to young girls because I am doing somet... DANICA MCKELLAR We would never be able to afford a $38,000-a-year education. I am doing something I love while getti... DEANDRA DOYLEY I am just so grateful. I am grateful to be here. I am grateful to be alive. I am grateful to the jur... SAINT PATRICK I know that education changes lives and I believe that children must be given every opportunity to l... JULIE STEFFEY I am very proud of the quality of public education in Nebraska, but I believe we have an obligation ... DAVE HEINEMAN I am a hard-core believer that the clean desktop is the way to go... At the same time, we told OEMs ... JIM ALLCHIN Whenever I get on stage, I feel safe and in control. Life can be so uncertain, but on stage, I alway... KATE O'MARA One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's ... DENNIS PRAGER I am very glad that we have been able to reach agreement on this important question. The EU has work... PETER MANDELSON I am a firm believer in destiny; I write it myself. AZMATH PASHA I am increasingly unimpressed by works of art that require a college degree to understand. I think t... PATRICK DEWITT My parents were the good parents that said, 'You should try and get a good job and go to college... CAM I am convinced that every effort must be made in childhood to teach the young to use their own minds... ELEANOR ROOSEVELT I grew up in a household that was a labor household. My dad was a Teamster and a milk truck driver. ... DICK GEPHARDT We are mindful that higher education can play an increasingly prominent role in national priorities ... GRAHAM SPANIER I came up poor. My mother only had a fourth-grade education. My dad didn't have any education at... EVANDER HOLYFIELD I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create somet... ANDY ANDREWS Education isn't based solely on a degree, yet to the degree one wishes to pursue. LEROY NELLIS II I am convinced that the path to a new, better and possible world is not capitalism, the path is soci... HUGO CHAVEZ I am very pleased to tell the crew they did a great job. JUDGE VAL BEARD I am a central European with an English education and a deplorable tendency to constant self-analysi... RUTH PRAWER JHABVALA I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married. ELISABETTA CANALIS I am proud to be part of a policy forming group that makes sure the Collin County students will have... MAC HENDRICKS I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be buil... ANNE SULLIVAN I have been very strongly advocating that poverty must not be used as an excuse to continue child la... KAILASH SATYARTHI I am what I am thanks to my mother, my father, my brother, my sister... because they have given me e... RONALDINHO I am very pleased that Governor Perry and his Commissioner of Education firmly believe that more edu... CATHIE ADAMS I can tell you about the education programs, because that's where I lived and worked. BILL BENNETT I am a great believer in luck. OLEG CASSINI I am a firm believer that God has already ordered the things that have taken place in my life... and... MONICA DENISE BROWN Every young man or woman should weigh the matter well before concluding that a college education is ... ORISON SWETT MARDEN The biggest misconception people have about me is that when they see how young I am, they think, ... AARON SCHOCK Advocates for Youth believes that all young people have the right to balanced, accurate, and realist... CAEDEN DEMPSEY It is humbling and I am very proud to have earned this honor. It may sound trite, but there is no qu... BRUCE PARKER I am a firm believer that one way to become enlightened is to be so relaxed, as relaxed as you possi... ALANIS MORISSETTE I don't think I am that hands-on. I'm much more of a believer in finding a great team of peo... ANNA WINTOUR I am convinced that if you serve great value, people will come to you. ERIC RIPERT On education, in order to ensure that America remains a world leader, we must create an educated, sk... JOHN F. TIERNEY I'm not an education expert, and frankly I don't want to make education decisions for our state. But... LINDA LINGLE Over the years, I've worked for and alongside the American Federation of Teachers and National E... DONNA BRAZILE I am very pleased because I know they deserved it. They've worked very hard. They were up to 3 am so... LUCIA HASSELL There is only one Education, and it has only one goal: the freedom of the mind. Anything that needs ... RICHARD MITCHELL I am a firm believer in the benefits of open markets and the free movement of capital. CHARLIE MCCREEVY People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is o... DEMETRI MARTIN I am pondering the paper cut on my knuckle. This is not an education. I am in daycare. ZOE TROPE It's not the college degree that makes a writer. The great thing is to have a story to tell. POLLY ADLER All I want is an education, and I am afraid of no one. MALALA YOUSAFZAI I am quite convinced now... that the actual training of drawing cartoons - which is, of course, my s... ERIC HILL I am in politics because of the conflict between good and evil, and I believe that in the end good w... MARGARET THATCHER My hats off to Coach Tarver and the Howard coaching staff. They have done a great job. We had some b... TIM JAMES I am and have always been a strong proponent of public education. But by the virtue of its very natu... MARK FOLEY My family is everything. I am what I am thanks to my mother, my father, my brother, my sister... bec... RONALDINHO I am a firm believer in if you can't get it the old fashioned way, you don't need it. BO JACKSON For years now we have been trying to tell our daughters that they should finish their education and ... DR. ABEJA APUNYO One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, i... DENNIS PRAGER I am convinced that grandkids are inherently evil people who tell their grandparents to "just go to ... SCOTT DOUGLAS I am a great believer that anything not expressly forbidden is explicitly allowed. GARTH NIX Perhaps I am still very much of an American. That is to say, na?ve, optimistic, gullible. In the eye... HENRY MILLER I really wish that I would have gone to college. Even my son, who's into rap himself, I tell him... BARBARA LYNN You actually can make it, no matter what. I truly am a firm believer in that. Eminem's living pr... BRITTANY MURPHY I don't really care about if they're making money off me in college, ... They're paying for my educa... DEANGELO WILLIAMS The two candidates have worked very hard to raise the money and I am very thankful to them. LIZ EILF I am convinced that only the very stupid and the very selfish have any hope for happiness. CARL WHITE
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always reach my destination. JIMMY DEAN There was promulgation of false propaganda by
the administration about the existence of weapons of
m... JIMMY CARTER A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set. JIMMY CANNON 'Boogie Chillen',' by John Lee Hooker - that is a riff. JIMMY PAGE Isolation doesn't bother me at all. It gives me a sense of security. JIMMY PAGE When I was still in the Yardbirds, our producer, Mickie Most, would always try to get us to record a... JIMMY PAGE If you see a blatant error or misconception about yourself, you really want to set it straight. JIMMY WALES I don't want to tell President Obama how to make a speech. He's a much better speech maker t... JIMMY CARTER The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. JIMMY JOHNSON Never treat your audience as customers, always as partners. JIMMY STEWART We should live our lives as though Christ was coming this afternoon. JIMMY CARTER A strong nation, like a strong person, can afford to be gentle, firm, thoughtful, and restrained. It... JIMMY CARTER My vocation is more in composition really than anything else -- building up harmonies using the guit... JIMMY PAGE I may have faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. JIMMY HOFFA The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows wh... JIMMY BRESLIN Older and wiser voices can always help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen. JIMMY BUFFETT Some people never find it, some only pretend, but I just want to live happily ever after every now a... JIMMY BUFFETT We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon. JIMMY CARTER Our decision about energy will test the character of the American people and the ability of the Pres... JIMMY CARTER According to Gandhi, the seven sins are wealth without works, pleasure without conscience, knowledge... JIMMY CARTER I thought a lot about our Nation and what I should do as President. And Sunday night before last, I ... 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JIMMY CONNORS Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, t... JIMMY CONNORS If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway. JIMMY BUFFETT Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down. JIMMY DURANTE I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. JIMMY CARTER I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead. JIMMY BUFFETT Never did I think that I became family entertainment. JIMMY BUFFETT Experience is a great advantage. The problem is that when you get the experience, you're too damned ... JIMMY CONNORS America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense... human rights invented America. JIMMY CARTER If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane. JIMMY BUFFETT Everyone who has run knows that its most important value is in removing tension and allowing a relea... JIMMY CARTER The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows w... JIMMY BRESLIN Media, the plural of mediocrity. JIMMY BRESLIN The only reason this country is different from any place else is that once in a great while, this hu... JIMMY BRESLIN We've uncovered some embarrassing ancestors in the not-too-distant past. Some horse thieves, and som... JIMMY CARTER When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking i... JIMMY BRESLIN We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs, different y... JIMMY CARTER If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. JIMMY BUFFETT Use it or lose it. JIMMY CONNORS If I had my career over again? Maybe I'd say to myself, speed it up a little. JIMMY STEWART Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. JIMMY BRESLIN Do you want to be safe and good, or do you want to take a chance and be great? 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calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs. JIMMY CARTER I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I wil... JIMMY CARTER If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human ... JIMMY CARTER Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime JIMMY CANNON I hate music, especially when it's played. JIMMY DURANTE Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. JIMMY DEMARET Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reason... JIMMY WALES Unless both sides win, no agreement can be permanent. JIMMY CARTER You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not... JIMMY DEAN Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the ... JIMMY CARTER Led Zeppelin was an affair of the heart. Each of the members was important to the sum total of what ... JIMMY PAGE I don't appreciate a preacher who commits adultery and then goes out and blames me. JIMMY SWAGGART I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God kno... JIMMY CARTER I believe there is complete equality between men and women. And I believe those passages in the New ... JIMMY CARTER Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader... JIMMY FALLON The instruments that bleed into each other are what creates the ambience. Once you start cleaning ev... JIMMY PAGE Let me explain something about guitar playing. Everyone's got their own character, and that'... JIMMY PAGE When I was president, I announced and I still maintain that I can live with Roe v. Wade. I did every... JIMMY CARTER I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward President Barack Obam... JIMMY CARTER I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in... JIMMY CARR There's a common perception among college administrators that they should conceal the high level... JIMMY CARTER I am a nuclear physicist by training and a deeply committed Christian. I don't have any doubt in... JIMMY CARTER It was one of my dreams as a child, growing up in my little village with my cousins. We used to walk... JIMMY CLIFF Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen. JIMMY BUFFETT I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at ... JIMMY FALLON You learn over years of expeditions that having faith, and putting one foot in front of the other, y... JIMMY CHIN 'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wron... JIMMY FALLON Nobody, man or woman, has ever wrecked a good marriage. JIMMY DEAN The thing I like about astronomy is being outside at night and seeing the stars in a dark sky. It ma... JIMMY WALKER Dictators can fix up their entire families in good jobs, in or around government, and often do. In d... JIMMY REID Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plat... JIMMY FALLON You do wonder - when you are at 28,000 feet, the height that aeroplanes cruise at, when you are stru... JIMMY CHIN I am always concerned with finding the right spot and the right shot, so sometimes I forget to appre... JIMMY CHIN I lose anywhere up to 20 pounds on location with adventurers like Conrad Anker or Brady Robinson. So... JIMMY CHIN Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: 'We think we're i... JIMMY FALLON Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high... 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JIMMY FALLON If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of ... JIMMY FALLON Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm... JIMMY FALLON I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive. JIMMY FALLON Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way... JIMMY FALLON I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year. JIMMY FALLON L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I th... JIMMY FALLON Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dang... JIMMY FALLON Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. JIMMY FALLON The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. JIMMY FALLON Everyone looks so much better when they smile. 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