Greg Gutfeld
Related TUCKER CARLSON STEPHEN COLBERT Jon Stewart says that he was a little kid with a big head. He had very little athletic ability. He w... BRIAN KILMEADE I wouldn't expect a hack writer who looks like a bad case of hemorrhoids to say anything interesting... STEVE IVERSON If I had to name my favorite media personality, it would be a tie between Jon Stewart and Trey Parke... R. J. CUTLER Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It... DICK VAN DYKE I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. ... MEGYN KELLY JON STEWART I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he&... NORM MACDONALD JANE PAULEY ANDY TAYLOR Stewart jumped right in and fit in with everyone. Credit him and credit our players. He was accepted... CHIP HESTER I was a fan of Jon Jones. I thought he was great. DANIEL CORMIER Jon Stewart and George Clooney made a skit in my bed and my bedroom ... (that) will be on the Academ... DORIS PINTER TONY STEWART It's kinda me and Jon Stewart have a pact together - so he's making me famous in the Western... BASSEM YOUSSEF BRUCE LIPTON MARTHA STEWART JON STEWART STEVE ERICKSON It was a great learning experience to work with James Stewart. JULIE ADAMS But pain may be a gift to us. Remember, after all, that pain is one of the ways we register in memor... SUE MILLER The last thing you needed was a Martha Stewart problem. He doesn't even have a good clothing line or... MARSHALL WITTMAN Our end goal -- I'll stop the show and die a happy man -- is if we could get Larry J. Sabato and Jon... JOSH CINCINNATI ROBERT WAGNER In September 2005, I was three things: the media blogger for 'FishbowlNY,' a maniacal Daily ... RACHEL SKLAR [Sure enough, after he threw a costly end-zone interception in Week 4 against the Browns, Stewart lo... KORDELL STEWART Stewart was helplessly miscast, to put it in Hollywood terms. He presided with some dignity and clas... TOM O'NEIL BILL BRUFORD I thought Stewart Zimmerman played lights out. JASON BOWEN JOHN OLIVER STEPHEN COLBERT Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty muc... GRACE SLICK TRISHA YEARWOOD I don't know Kordell Stewart as a person. He's probably a pretty good guy. But it didn't matter. I w... BILL ROMANOWSKI JAMES COMEY Hi, darlin', missed you something fierce. ALEXANDRA BRACKEN JAMES MARSDEN On the other hand, it let Tony Stewart move into new prominence and establish his name. He has proba... HUMPY WHEELER I used to watch him practice. It was a sort of Jimmy Stewart style. Denis was a very soft-spoken, se... FLOYD ABRAMS I want to emphasize that what happened here at Fort Stewart is not just a Fort Stewart issue, ... It... LES BROWNLEE Shannon Stewart is a good hitter. Last year he didn't put up the type of numbers he is accustomed to... TERRY RYAN I remember so vividly playing a scene with Jimmy Stewart. I was in the back of a covered wagon, and ... JULIE ADAMS When you look at my record at 10-0 as a professional and look at Jon Jones' record when he was 1... DANIEL CORMIER He's secretive by nature. It's a dumb thing for officials to do, especially someone as experienced a... LARRY SABATO Stewart's goal was beauty. I came off a corner kick. Stewart picked the ball out of the air with his... DOUG KILBY It's hard to believe that professional entertainers could have put together a show less entertaining... TOM SHALES I never thought I'd get a chance to play Martha Stewart again, CYBILL SHEPHERD We don't wish Mr. Stewart any ill will. He was paid a lot of money do to something he did not do. It... GARY LOVEMAN We don't wish Mr. Stewart any ill will. He was paid a lot of money to do something he did not do. It... GARY LOVEMAN JULIA RESTOIN ROITFELD It was like someone snapped their finger and the hypnosis was over, and he went back to being Jon Br... LORENZO ROMAR It would have been nice to finish second to Tony Stewart . He's the best right now. What he's doing ... BORIS SAID We did hear Martha Stewart bought several pounds [of butter] when she was in Aroostook County. She w... ALICE LINCOLN My dad was a surgeon in Egypt. He was a general surgeon. As a little boy I always admired what he wa... MAGDI YACOUB Our D.V.R.s make up the schedule of the shows that we're passionate about. You want Jon Stewart?... WARREN LITTLEFIELD He's a Jeff Gordon, a Tony Stewart, an exception to the rule, ... What he lacks in experience, he ma... GARY SCELZI ALEXANDRA PETRI He drew a couple of those assignments, but it depended on the day. If we could keep him more on the ... BUDDY CARROLL I used to see Jim [Carrey] in comedy clubs and tell him 'This isn't going to get you anywhere. What ... JANE LEEVES The audience was not the issue, ... because they did not want to be associated with (Martha Stewart,... MARTIN WALKER My mother could do absolutely anything. She was like Martha Stewart before such a thing existed. CHERYL LADD Martha Stewart on Steroids. MARCIA CROSS BRUCE BABBITT DEYTH BANGER I just wanted to see a little bit more of that high level of play out of him before I stuck him into... DON CAHOON JOHN MELLENCAMP Junior got shuffled out. Stewart was all over the place. (Lamar) came up there. It was wild. It's ju... CLINT BOWYER I've always been fascinated by Martha Stewart, MARK BURNETT ROBERT OSBORNE CAROL BURNETT Two weeks ago, Stewart couldn't have done this. Tonight, he rebounded, really defended and had the p... TIM FLOYD He was a real family man. Every Sunday he would cook up this big feast over at his house, and my wif... GLENN KROLL RICHIE: “Guess who. Guess who I am. Just guess.”
JON: “Mookie.”
RICHIE: “Guess. You guys h... JON & RICHIE (BON JOVI) Jon enjoyed the visit with the Jets. They did an incredibly good job with the visit. They got his at... BEN DOGRA RITCHIE BLACKMORE It stressed me out just thinking about how I would have felt if Jon Zion had left while I was there.... JOHN OLVER I would not be surprised to see Stewart follow on the heels of (Islip) pretty quickly. BRIAN SIMPSON RICHIE SAMBORA ALFRED HITCHCOCK He was kind of in a daze in the first half. Someone snapped a finger, the hypnosis was over, and he ... LORENZO ROMAR He was a valuable asset. He always helped me with the catchers, that's where his expertise was. He w... LYNDELL ZANOTTI LAURA PREPON DANIEL ESPINOSA Tony Stewart has the edge right now because he has the lead, CARL EDWARDS BLAKE LIVELY I built up an excellent relationship with Jon when I was at Hawthorn and it's no secret we attempted... CHRIS CONNOLLY STEVE MARTIN Working with Jon Hamm was super-fun because he's a brilliant actor and he's very kind. I wou... CAITY LOTZ We were feeling euphoric and light headed. I was wondering what the deal was. Everyone's ears were p... BOB BRYAN He was an extremely nice guy, he would do anything in the world for you. He had just about taken me ... ALAN FULTON KEVIN SPACEY Where is Martha Stewart going to go? TAI PARK ALEXANDRA BRACKEN RICHIE SAMBORA I'm just like James Stewart, because I never studied to be an actor. CHRIS BURKE But what Stewart is doing is still extraordinary. DONALD DAVIDSON If I have to be compared to somebody, it is to Martha Stewart. CRISTINA SARALEGUI The last episode of Dallas was in '1991.' Unfortunately, it was a terrible episode to end th... PATRICK DUFFY Ultimately, we're just here to get our money back. We don't wish Mr Stewart any ill will. He was pai... GARY LOVEMAN
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We're talking to Jon Stewart, who was just lecturing us on our moral inferiority. Jon, you're bummin... 
The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jo... 
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction... 
My father was so good-natured and had such a happy disposition. I've always confused him with Ji... 
I discovered that it was a lonely world being a solo artist. Then I started working with another sol... 
[Stewart himself was upset with Biffle, and Johnson was too, for Biffle not moving out of the way in... 
I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don&#... 
[When everyone was dwelling on Stewart going to prison, Burnett was plotting the future and approach... 
Being the family's literate one, my wife doesn't watch television much, preferring third-wor... 
Jimmy Stewart was a very sincere, honest and straightforward man. 
I listen to Bill Stewart play the drums and when I have finished doing that, I listen to Bill Stewar... 
Most stand-ups, once they have done it, think of it as their default job. I'm pretty sure Jon St... 
My favorite off-camera memory of Jon Stewart is watching him jump from the second level of a tuna to... 
Martha Stewart was the one who really did show everybody that you can do everything. 
Martha Stewart is being prosecuted not for who she is but what she did. 
That was the Liam Stewart way of saying, Hi, darlin', missed you something fierce. 
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I guess you could say I want to become like Martha Stewart - just a sexier version! 
Millennials give comics the kind of adulation past generations reserved for musicians. We respect La... 
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What I wrote... wasn't crazy... or a bullshit... or nonsense... it was what I saw! 
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I was shaped by the heroes in the films I saw, which you always want to emulate and be like. I wante... 
Jimmy Stewart and Lucille Ball were so unique. 
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I love entertaining and doing Martha Stewart stuff. 
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The environment changed with Martha Stewart and Enron, 
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Give 'em hell, darlin 
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