I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record.

Jason Schwartzman

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Steve Martin is such an exquisite and precise writer. Everything is so clear; it's like a bell. He says what he means and says it so beautifully.

— Jason Schwartzman

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Steve Martin is a legendary actor and a wonderful person to work with. He's incredibly well prepared, and funny off the set.

— David Frankel

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

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If I could play drums like Patrick Carney or Taylor Hawkins, I'd be a really happy person.

— Olivia Wilde

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Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Criticize things you don't know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed

— Steve Martin

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