I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. thanks to Alan Bennett -Mark Twain.

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d druther not.

The system of refusing the mere act of drinking and leaving the desire in full force, is unintelligent war tactics, it seems to me