I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.

Keep a diary and one day it will keep you. A hard man is good to find!

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork