I always order soup, dessert, and a sandwich or whatever main course. But then the idea is you have to eat such a small portion of it and bring the rest home.

My nutritionist always said to eat whatever you want.

Some people prefer eating dessert to the main course. These people have never been really hungry.

Soup, cereal and peanut butter are the three main things we need. They are the things we need the most, but they cost the most for us to buy.

It used to be that in media, Johnny Carson used to be the most important person when he would invite you over to sit on the couch after your comedy skit. Now it's whatever Howard Stern says goes.

If you are not appetisers, main course and dessert, you are dating the wrong diner...