Ellie Kemper quote: "I always have ice cream in the house. I have a bowl of it, and then a bit more. One of the greatest pleasures in my life is going back and getting a second half-bowl. The first bowl is just the prelude."

I'm a morning bird. I love getting up before it's light out if it's possible. I wake up,...
ELLIE KEMPER

A man's face is not a rich person's lawn; you are wasting resources if you devote that much ...
ELLIE KEMPER

I am fully anticipating that something - perhaps many things - will not go according to plan on our ...
ELLIE KEMPER

I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip...
ELLIE KEMPER

It took two months from the day my fiance proposed to my first Google search for 'wedding planni...
ELLIE KEMPER

If I'm alone, I tend to cook for myself. I do a pretty good job of preparing healthful foods. My...
ELLIE KEMPER

I joined an improv comedy group. Ours was named 'Quick Fire!' with an exclamation point. It ...
ELLIE KEMPER

There are some extremely acceptable male comedians out there: Joel Osteen, Abraham Lincoln, the man ...
ELLIE KEMPER

I love, love, love, love, love, love Naeem Khan. Every dress he makes looks like it belongs in a mus...
ELLIE KEMPER

Men, who certainly possess not only the savvy but also the know-how to be funny, for some reason, ar...
ELLIE KEMPER

I have found I'm leaning toward more vibrant colors because I'm so happy in them.
ELLIE KEMPER

I love coffee, but I have to make sure I don't have more than one cup a day because I'm alre...
ELLIE KEMPER

Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fr...
ELLIE KEMPER

I think, regardless of gender, women and men need to be brave, take chances with their work, and be ...
ELLIE KEMPER

I like healthful foods, but I'm from the Midwest, so I like food that's been around longer.
ELLIE KEMPER

I have given myself dork shivers so many times that I would be an outright liar if I characterized m...
ELLIE KEMPER

I think New Yorkers are some of the friendliest people in the world, but it just comes out in a diff...
ELLIE KEMPER

Yes, some women are funny. No, some women aren't funny. It's similar to how some women are t...
ELLIE KEMPER

I look forward to physical activity; it's a release from stress and a nice distraction. It puts ...
ELLIE KEMPER

I wrote comedy sketches in college.
ELLIE KEMPER

The weekend after 'Kimmy' started streaming on Netflix, I did notice a definite difference i...
ELLIE KEMPER

I can't do impressions.
ELLIE KEMPER

If you're tired, you shouldn't make yourself exercise. Take a nap instead. It's about ge...
ELLIE KEMPER

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably...
ELLIE KEMPER

I do love irony. It’s so…complicated and coincidental.
CASSANDRA KEMPER

What we have is better than nothing, but it may not be sufficient to save the lake.
LAURI KEMPER

If there is no case to take care of, then you will take care to create a case to take care of. Other...
OLIVER KEMPER

Soup, cereal and peanut butter are the three main things we need. They are the things we need the mo...
LISA KEMPER

It's absolutely pathetic that we haven't treated our citizens better just in getting to these facili...
KEMPER FREEMAN

I’m a threat to anything that hurts Wonderland, including indifference.
CASSANDRA KEMPER

Our St. Louis customers, in a metropolitan area of 2.6 million people, will benefit with increased c...
DAVID KEMPER

The Columbia/central Missouri region continues to be a key growth market for our company. The acquis...
DAVID KEMPER

We're not a downtown, high-rise type of firm. This is a perfect solution for our people and our clie...
DAVID KEMPER

We need diapers badly. We're the only organization in this area that provides diapers.
LISA KEMPER

Change happens a lot more than you acknowledge...
CASSANDRA KEMPER

I do not understand how you know you only have one life if you have never died, because if you have ...
CASSANDRA KEMPER

You know…it always seems obvious to outsiders when someone is doing something wrong, but when your...
CASSANDRA KEMPER

We are all looking forward to seeing the results from these studies. That's what everyone wants to k...
LAURI KEMPER

We added some verbiage that water quality (should be protected) for purposes of human enjoyment as w...
LAURI KEMPER

If we think it got into the storm drain, depending on where it goes, we might require ground water m...
LAURI KEMPER

For every $1 donated, we can get $10 worth of food, and for every $1, we can feed 5.5 meals.
LISA KEMPER

Bill Greiner is very deserving of this recognition. This award speaks volumes to the expertise that ...
MARINER KEMPER

2005 was a year of growth and improved financial performance for our company. 2006 will be a year in...
MARINER KEMPER

I'm obsessed with the countryside: woods, forests, fields, lakes, mountains. I'm really into...
ELLIE GOULDING

I'm really proud of 'Bright Lights' because I was still in the mind frame of my first al...
ELLIE GOULDING

I feel like my figure is a challenge because I'm quite flat chested but I've got a booty so ...
ELLIE GOULDING

I'm never happy with my face, my hair, I haven't really got any boobs and I'm not really...
ELLIE GOULDING

I couldn't really relate much to my younger sister, because she was born in 1992, and I was born...
ELLIE GOULDING

'I Know You Care' is really personal and fragile for me. For me, it's about losing a fam...
ELLIE GOULDING

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
ELLIE KATZ

By the time I got writing 'Halcyon,' I was on a roll, and I realized I had so much to write ...
ELLIE GOULDING

I never expected to get the Tom Jones treatment and it amazes me that I do. Strangely it's women...
ELLIE GOULDING

When I sing along with Britney Spears I will sing in an American accent. But eventually I found my o...
ELLIE GOULDING

There are so many things to think about when you make an album. Like, who am I trying to impress? Am...
ELLIE GOULDING

My guiltiest pleasure is... chocolates with strawberry cream and trashy television - 'Geordie Sh...
ELLIE GOULDING

Gwen Stefani has amazing style. I used to really love Courtney Love, and anything she wore I loved. ...
ELLIE GOULDING

Every day I'd say I look different. Sometimes I look really formal, sometimes I love the classic...
ELLIE GOULDING

It's so important to take vitamins. People always get ill on tour because of the close proximity...
ELLIE GOULDING

I turn and run, watching my feet trample a massacre of weeds. I mourn them. The only thing that grow...
ELLIE LIEBERMAN

As a kid I'd lie awake at night and convince myself that a meteor was about to hit the Earth. It...
ELLIE GOULDING

I got a random tattoo the other day. It's a red triangle, which makes everyone think I'm art...
ELLIE GOULDING

I still love the skinny jeans thing and I wear my favorite leather jacket constantly. I like being k...
ELLIE GOULDING

You and a select few of your ancestors, including your mother, are special protectors of your realm,...
ELLIE ELISABETH

I've got a song called 'Salt Skin' because when you run in the heat it evaporates and yo...
ELLIE GOULDING

My mum was too busy raising four of us to encourage my hopes. But I'm glad I had the upbringing ...
ELLIE GOULDING

I can fall in love in a simple way, but I can dissect it in such an intense fashion when it ends.
ELLIE GOULDING

We are encouraging people to come down and support the downtown.
ELLIE ACAMPORA

Sending e-mail helps to cut down the cost of First Friday, things like advertising and flyers. We're...
ELLIE ACAMPORA

We're establishing an e-mail list to let people know about the events. We're going to use the list t...
ELLIE ACAMPORA

It's about getting mad, getting crazy.
ELLIE ACAMPORA

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness
ELLIE KATZ

I want to be safe in the knowledge that I can tour and play festivals for a long time. The main thin...
ELLIE GOULDING

Cover versions, that's my forte, that's all I ever used to do. When you play your own songs,...
ELLIE GOULDING

I'm a bit of a like girly-girl, really, I like flowery stuff.
ELLIE GOULDING

The world is your playground. Why aren't you playing?
ELLIE KATZ

I guess I'm just quite observant and I pay attention to a lot of things. Human behavior really f...
ELLIE GOULDING

Since I met Starsmith, my producer, I really feel like I'm making music because we write it toge...
ELLIE GOULDING

Apparently I'm introspective... levelheaded... but at the same time, absolutely insane.
ELLIE GOULDING

I met Prince William at a musical festival and he let me know he was a fan of my music. But the invi...
ELLIE GOULDING

I used to make my manager Jamie not tell me where I was going to be the next day, because I was so a...
ELLIE GOULDING

Lauryn Hill is quite political and is very bold and isn't afraid of wearing her heart on her sle...
ELLIE GOULDING

Ever since I've been young I've been fascinated by the human body. I've written songs ab...
ELLIE GOULDING

In an ideal world, I'd like to carry on acting, but I don't want it to interfere with my stu...
ELLIE KENDRICK

I've changed the way I look a bit but not intentionally. I've cut my hair. I've got a bi...
ELLIE GOULDING

I was super brainy and a proper geek at school, but there would always be a boy. But that sort of ob...
ELLIE GOULDING

Breakups just hit you harder when you're younger. When I was a teenager, it felt like the most d...
ELLIE GOULDING

A true friend is one you can go extended periods without seeing or talking to, yet the moment that y...
ELLIE WADE

Everyone loves a slice of period-drama-pie, but I think the success of 'Upstairs Downstairs'...
ELLIE KENDRICK

Drake, I'd like to collaborate with. He's a phenomenal lyricist. Probably the best rapper in...
ELLIE GOULDING

My hairdresser in the U.K., Adam Reed, has his own line, Percy and Reed, and it's really good. A...
ELLIE GOULDING

On stage I have to be comfortable because I play guitar so I can't wear too much jewellery, it k...
ELLIE GOULDING

I started getting these attacks in 2009, just as my music career was taking off. I'd be doing ph...
ELLIE GOULDING

I got approached by SoBe a few months ago about being an ambassador and I learned about the previous...
ELLIE GOULDING

Erik wondered if they saw the irony of such a tiny complex expecting to find the cure from the very ...
ELLIE LIEBERMAN

It kind of surprised me. I didn't train too hard, because I didn't want to overdo it. It worked.
ELLIE WEBERG

Two things I'm obsessed with are the countryside and fields and being in the open space and body...
ELLIE GOULDING

I love prints of skulls and bones and have some taxidermy - a crow and a rabbit - to remind me of ho...
ELLIE GOULDING

I never thought that I could make a living out of my voice, to be completely honest. I thought that ...
ELLIE GOULDING

I start really missing London when I go away. I have a little flat, but very central. I live above a...
ELLIE GOULDING

You should constantly write because your writing is always evolving and progressing. It's really...
ELLIE GOULDING

The nature of how we are as human beings is that we're much more interested in being critical ra...
ELLIE GOULDING

We have a much larger committee now with about 25 active, enthusiastic volunteers. The executive com...
ELLIE PALADINE

I maintain that when I finally retire from my career in music, I will go and live back in Wales - wh...
ELLIE GOULDING

The only day I remember of my parents' marriage was the day my dad walked out. As I stood there ...
ELLIE GOULDING

I used to be obsessed with Pearl Jam, but I love having pink hair and kind of looking like a Barbie.
ELLIE GOULDING

I'm not afraid, as a writer, of being emotional. I'm obsessed with human emotion, body parts...
ELLIE GOULDING

After shows my face feels dirty with makeup and sweat, especially in the smaller venues, so it feels...
ELLIE GOULDING

It's usually a big kind of vent of frustration or anger or sadness that puts me in the right fra...
ELLIE GOULDING

I love pink - pink's my favourite. I hardly ever - weirdly - wear it, but I love the colour pink...
ELLIE GOULDING

It was a step back. I took the summer off. It was a mistake, but I think I've learned from it.
ELLIE WEBERG

None of the other girls made it and I was just kind of ready for the season to be done after the con...
ELLIE WEBERG

I'm much more excited this time. I'm older and smarter.
ELLIE WEBERG

We won last year but it wasn't an easy game. Richland Center is a very good ball club. They've prove...
ELLIE RADKE

I think he deserves it all. He's done an extremely good job with us. He got us through different sit...
ELLIE RADKE

Becca has stepped it up all year. She has been a big defensive force for us all year and we look to ...
ELLIE RADKE

That shot was huge. I think the atmosphere got to her a little but she played through it...and that'...
ELLIE RADKE

It's kind of a reality check. Not that's it's ever a good thing. But it shows us that we are beatabl...
ELLIE RADKE

We shot a lot better than we did the first time (at Edgewood). That first game was one of our lowest...
ELLIE RADKE

This feels great. We had to come out strong, and the first half didn't go the way we wanted it to, b...
ELLIE RADKE

I don't think we'll have to change anything (from the first game). Just by having more practice and ...
ELLIE RADKE

We knew they were bringing down some fan buses. But we didn't think there would be that many.
ELLIE RADKE

We try to do something new every year for the tournament and its activities. It's for a good cause a...
ELLIE PALADINE

We're hoping to at least meet, if not exceed, last year's amount. The clinic has moved to a new faci...
ELLIE PALADINE

Weird thing is, nobody's really sure why a 55-gallon oil drum can be crafted into a musical instrume...
ELLIE MANNETTE

They called me Cairo. We were teenage gang members, all viewed as social outcasts until Shell took a...
ELLIE MANNETTE

We just got an image of a woman who made a bikini out of Peeps.
ELLIE DEARDORFF

The wax is what the eyes are made of -- they're totally edible.
ELLIE DEARDORFF

The country's just crazy about these. People do the weirdest things with Peeps. I think we've seen i...
ELLIE DEARDORFF

I instinctively dress a bit tougher because I've spent a lot of time in the U.S. and I realised ...
ELLIE GOULDING

I wrote 'Lights' a long, long time ago. And I expected it to be on the album, because it was...
ELLIE GOULDING

There are plenty of bands who never get in the charts and it doesn't mean that they're not a...
ELLIE GOULDING

I'm not stupid and I'm not brainy. I just lack execution sometimes.
I'm more of a "I should ha...
ELLIE WILLIAMS

Even when I'm in quite a happy state of mind, I like writing really sad songs. I think a lot of ...
ELLIE GOULDING

Now I'm dreaming, will I ever find you now?
I walk in circles but I'll never figure out
Wh...
ELLIE GOULDING

I feel more confident if my makeup looks good.
ELLIE GOULDING

I never thought I'd say the sentence 'It was a real honour' - because that implies that ...
ELLIE GOULDING

I suffer panic attacks which has made me really conscious about my fitness and I have become addicte...
ELLIE GOULDING

My favourite people to follow on Twitter are... my fans. They make me laugh so much and keep me smil...
ELLIE GOULDING

I want to be more like Pixie Lott. She works really hard but always manages to keep smiling. She nev...
ELLIE GOULDING

I'd been going up for things, but I hadn't got anything, and then 'Anne Frank' came ...
ELLIE KENDRICK

My parents are big Shakespeare fans.
ELLIE KENDRICK

It was fantastic returning to 'Being Human'. When I got cast in the role, at first I just th...
ELLIE KENDRICK

I never thought I'd be right to play a Juliet-like character.
ELLIE KENDRICK

Roots! You stay on the path to avoid the roots, Lilly!
ELLIE ELISABETH

There was always so much going on. Never any time to stop and smell the roses. Never any roses to st...
ELLIE LIEBERMAN

(Gangs) look for a place they don't get friction from the neighborhood.
SGT. GARY KEMPER

All their organs are still developing. Their brains are still developing. They have higher metabolis...
DR. KATHI KEMPER

Gangs make it obvious. They want you to know they are there, that this is their area.
SGT. GARY KEMPER

It's sort of back to the future. Two hundred years ago we only used herbs and supplements, then alon...
DR. KATHI KEMPER

I made a list of things I wanted to do with my life, but it ended up mostly being a list of books I ...
ELLIE ROSE MCKEE

Alive, they were distant, not sharing with me...When they were being killed, there wasn't anything g...
EDMUND EMIL KEMPER III

I just wondered what it would feel like to kill Grandma.
EDMUND EMIL KEMPER III

I always have ice cream in the house. I have a bowl of it, and then a bit more. One of the greatest pleasures in my life is going back and getting a second half-bowl. The first bowl is just the prelude.

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I always have ice cream in the house. I have a bowl of it, and then a bit more. One of the greatest pleasures in my life is going back and getting a second half-bowl. The first bowl is just the prelude.

Ellie Kemper

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