I always cry at weddings, especially my own

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

Annina: Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?
Rick: Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.

The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.