I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.