[Hurley, whose most famous film is] Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, ... Four Weddings and a Funeral.

But the difference between a good film and real life is that in real life, there's the next day, the next year, the next lifetime to contemplate the ruinous consequences of easy applause.

And film acting is incredibly tedious, just by its nature. It's incredibly, mind numbingly slow.

Women are frightening. If you get to 41 as a man, you're quite battle-scarred.

But when you're a celebrity, you discover that you're no longer the pursuer, but the one being pursued. That's one of the disappointments I have had since becoming a single man.

Frankly, I think I'm marvelous in rehearsal! Then you turn the camera on, and it gets stiff and tight. And then you trudge back to your trailer feeling sad. That's been my experience of film acting.