Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them.

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

Everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon.

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people.

A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the need to communicate. Behind the need to communicate is the need to share. Behind the need to share is the need to be understood.