Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.

Be more funny! Be more funny!

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

It is a sin to believe evil of others but it is seldom a mistake.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

What would people think?'
Jesus said that people think all sorts of things. The human mind is like a cloud of gnats. Constant motion. That's why you have to look at the heart.
'Oh,' said Grandpa.