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Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one e... 
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. 
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never... 
who wants flowers when youre dead? nobody. 
If Stephen King was a killer, he will be the best killer ever existed, check out his novels, check o... 
How do you know they are Hunters?" Lucien asked.
You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! 
That easy, confident grin returned. “Don’t worry, it’s easily forgotten.”
Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. Kra... 
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. 
I am who I say I am,
[After being asked what he thinks about people saying the 6th season of Buffy got a little too dark]... 
And the day came out... the mask was removed... and who was behind it?
Ye been oure lord, dooth with youre owene thyngRight as yow list. 
I made the vote predicated on what I thought was right. 
No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates ... 
When you live in the present, the past is forgotten & the future takes care of itself. 
I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people in... 
You don't seem to need many qualifications to liaise with Muggles; all they want is an OWL in Muggle... 
When they throw the water on the witch, she says, “Who would have thought a good little girl like ... 
The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense. 
The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w... 
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of ... 
I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTI... 
When did you get that?"
You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. 
You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! 
Must a name mean something?" Alice asked doubtfully.
He didn't laugh when he thought something was funny--he laughed when he was happy. 
It was mild monsters like these that made Jack the Ripper go after young women, she decided: who cou... 
She said 'Over my dead body!' so I took her at her word. 
The end of the world is a strange concept. The world is always ending, and the end is always being a... 
What is the Other?" they ask.
My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too. 
Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... 
Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ... 
They stand uncertainly underneath immense skies, and everything about them is drowned. 
I read my copy of On the Road and dug the scenery whizzing past. On the Road is a semi-autobiographi... 
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. 
And when the day arrives I'll become the sky and I'll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss m... 
I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamie’s cheek.
The bulkheads were close together, the ceilings low above their helmets. Not much space in there to ... 
Look, my friends!' he called. 'Here's a pretty hobbit-skin to wrap an elven princeling in! If it wer... 
It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza... 
In a world in which the common rule which binds and regulates what the general masses feel is underm... 
You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." 
This is sams phone" there was a long,heavy pause, and then: "oh." Another pause. "Youre the girl, ar... 
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... 
At the end of the day, it's all about money. 
Don't sacrifice the present and attempt to achieve the impossible- to completely correct the past...... 
Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ... 
For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not th... 
If it's not growing, it's going to die. 
When I read biographies, I'm only interested in the first few chapters. I'm not interested i... 
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-f... 
I don't necessarily believe in organized religion. 
I love being black in America, and especially being black in Hollywood. 
I have a great time with my life, and I wanna share it. 
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. 
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. 
When liberty becomes license, dictatorship is near. 
Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice. 
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. 
Never let yesterday use up too much of today. 
I am a regular, if not exactly enthusiastic, patron of my local bookshop. I try to buy at least some... 
It is fair to say that insofar as sport is taken seriously by those who play it, then to that extent... 
One of my first memories of being a kid was, 'I want to have a real job when I grow up.' And... 
All politics takes place on a slippery slope. The most important four words in politics are up to a ... 
A politician's words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about hi... 
Joy comes from using your potential. 
To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell. 
The editor sat in his sanctum, his countenance furrowed with
care,
His mind at the bottom of busi... 
By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wante... 
Someone. Everyone. Anyone. No-one. One. One can't be everyone, but there isn't more than one everyon... 
Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of red... 
Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States an... 
Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long wa... 