Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

Only one comment seemed to perfectly fit her current situation. “I see dead people.”
He leaned forward hands on his hips. “Me too. It’s the only explanation for what’s standing in front of me. Unless some high school kids broke into the anatomy closet and stole the classroom skeleton, stretched some cadaver skin over that bitch then cast an ancient ritual to animate it.” She laughed. For as much as she now disliked the bastard she had to admit he was amusing. “Did they do the same to that shit you’re wearing? You do realize it’s 2008 right?” She raised a hand. “Wait let me see if I can reach you using your own language. You do ken ‘tis year of our Lord two thousand and eight aye?

My life has been a series of emergencies.

Since my life has been wayward and impulsive, always a search for something that is not there, and then disillusionment, I believe I need all the excuses I can make.

Oh, how I treasure this freedom. I really do It's a glorious, wonderful experience. I am off marriage - for life!