Humiliation - The harder you try, the dumber you look.

Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now

Dreams - Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.

CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Adversity - That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.