How to become a millionaire? Become a billionaire first.

They decided as part of my 75th birthday celebrations that I would be entitled to fly first class. I'll be honest, I'm not good at flying anymore. To my credit, I can stretch out on two coach seats.

You can't tell a millionaire's son from a billionaire's.

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, I'm a billionaire.

It's the intelligent thing to be frugal.

I was raised as a Catholic, but I got up to go to church because I thought I'd be hit by a bolt of lightning if I didn't.