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How often we recall, with regret, that Napoleon once shot at a magazine editor and missed him and killed a publisher. But we remember with charity that his intentions were good.
Mark Twain
Charity
Editor
Funny
Intentions
Kill
Killing
Magazine
Publisher
Recall
Regret
Satirical
Shooting
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