How long have you been ‘Big D’ then?” said Harry.<br />“Shut it,” snarled Dudley, turning away again.<br />“Cool name,” said Harry, grinning and falling into step beside his cousin. “But you’ll always be Ickle Diddykins to me.”<br />“I said, SHUT IT!” said Dudley, whose ham-like hands had curled into fists.<br />“Don’t the boys know that’s what your mum calls you?”<br />“Shut your face.”<br />“You don’t tell <i>her</i> to shut her face. What about ‘popkin’ and ‘Dinky Diddydums,’ can I use them then?