How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on

There were, however, a few exceptions.
One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough to pass out before any violent action proved necessary. He had been deposited, not very gently, on the lawn, where it was hoped that a hyena would give him a rude awakening. For all practical purposes he could, therefore, be regarded as absent.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

I don't pretend we have all the answers. But the questions are certainly worth thinking about..

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.