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How I Met Your Mother


Alyson Hannigan

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I've heard that before. It's always very flattering to hear, but I'm not sure if I quite buy it. It'...
ALYSON HANNIGAN We just hope we get to come back next year.
ALYSON HANNIGAN It doesn't seem like they're in this industry.
ALYSON HANNIGAN There was a rumor that I was dead. I happened to be off work that day and I had a beeper and the bat...
ALYSON HANNIGAN I had butterflies in my stomach. I don't know why I was so nervous-maybe because I don't know how to...
ALYSON HANNIGAN There should be a law that there's a pajama day every few weeks.
ALYSON HANNIGAN You need to suffer to be interesting.
ALYSON HANNIGAN In elementary school, people made fun of me because my skin was so white and I had black hair and wo...
ALYSON HANNIGAN I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothi...
ALYSON HANNIGAN I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothi...
ALYSON HANNIGAN We had such a great time doing this movie. Everybody was game for just going for it.
ALYSON HANNIGAN Nerds are far more interesting human in later life.
ALYSON HANNIGAN You know how my mother and father met? In a train robbery!
TZIPI LIVNI Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie', is as funny as it gets.
KATHERINE PARKINSON I sleep five or six hours a night, then crash at the weekend. I'm learning to eat properly and e...
ELISE ANDREW That's an interesting hook, the notion of a father telling his children how he ultimately met their ...
DANA WALDEN It's not real. I mean, there are no vampires, there are no witches. Well, there are Wiccans, but the...
AMBER BENSON If you cannot rape your mother, how dare you wake up and rape someone else's mother? Or daughter? Af...
NANA ADJOA SAAM IRENE NYAME YE AGGREY-FYNN I haven't heard anything from him. Then I saw he killed his mom in Perry. I don't know ... how you c...
WILLIAM DAVIS And just as I start to move past him, my hip accidentally rubs against his, and his face is so close...
ALYSON NOEL I'm like your mother, your sister, whatever.
CAROL BURNETT I never met him, ... How do we know he won't choke?
FRANKIE BONES "Isms" are tools used by those who wish to control the weak for their own selfish pursuits.
MIKE MET The creative mind creates many things, even obstacles.
MIKE MET Every woman has a mother, and every woman will have an issue with that mother and things that mother...
KATE WINSLET I understood how strangers met and fell into bed, not how they met and fell in love. I wasn't sure w...
CHLOE THURLOW The sperm donor that impregnated my mother (with me), passed away. Please, stop sending me private m...
EFRAT CYBULKIEWICZ I know your mother lives in your head - almost everyone's mother does, I guess - but you can't let h...
STEPHEN KING I met Gemma, my wife, when she was 12. She had a schoolgirl crush on me and her dad had arranged for...
GARY NUMAN I met Arthur Ashe a few times. I know how important education was to him.
CAITLYN JENNER I've met the Dalai Lama briefly, but I would probably say my grandfather was the wisest person I...
SALMAN RUSHDIE I guess by now I should know enough about loss to realize that you never really stop missing someone...
ALYSON NOEL Deep down inside, my heart knew the score.
And I know that Haven was wrong.
It's not alway...
ALYSON NOEL He stops in his tracks, face expressing major disappointment. "Wait - seriously? That's it? We don't...
ALYSON NOEL Soundlessly whispering into the void, my lips moving quickly, silently, without ceasing. Calling his...
ALYSON NOEL After two solid weeks of waking up in Damen's bed, wrapped in Damen's arms, you'd think I'd have gro...
ALYSON NOEL And I start to say, no.
Start to ask him to please just take it off and put it away.
Start...
ALYSON NOEL There is no mother like your own mother.
VIKRANT PARSAI How would you feel if you didn't know where your mother was for one day? Imagine 4 1/2 months.
DENISE HERBERT We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead.
JANE AUSTEN I played his mother, so that was kind of fascinating, ... I met her, she had a small part in the mov...
FRANCES MCDORMAND In your absence i knew everything i wanted to know when i first met you.
HAIFA SANAD When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forge...
HATTIE MCDANIEL That's how we met all of our neighbors.
AMANDA CLARK I don't know how many people I've met and made friends with because of him.
CATHY HOLLAND My mother isolated herself from all family and friends for some 20 years. And never met her grandchi...
LAURA SCHLESSINGER My mother used to fight with me. She said, 'If you don't work, how will you eat?' I never refused my...
LALITA DABERIA My parents met in the theatre, and I thought that was so romantic. My dad was a scenic designer and ...
SKYE MCCOLE BARTUSIAK My mother and my great-aunt told me stories, like how when my grandfather first met my grandmother a...
LEON BRIDGES How could I leave my loving, erratic, harebrained mother to fend for herself?
STEPHENIE MEYER The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and...
HOMER SIMPSON I am so sorry. I wish you knew even one tenth of one percent of how sorry I am. ...It was my fault. ...
LAURIE HALSE ANDERSON I only met Margaret Thatcher twice. The thing that I thought about meeting her was how extraordinari...
SALMAN RUSHDIE Alyson made some quality saves tonight. She's been playing at a very high level the past five games,...
FRANK PAGLIUCA I love the story of how my parents met because it seems very 1950s Brooklyn. They met on a brownston...
JANE KRAKOWSKI All these people keep waxing sentimental about how fabulously well I am doing as a mother, how compe...
ANNE LAMOTT Though I have to admit, I had a good laugh when I realized you thought I was a bloodsucker." He smil...
ALYSON NOEL He rambled.
Oh boy, did he ramble.
He rambled in a way that was nothing but
a bunch o...
ALYSON NOEL Oh, so you see some chick in baggy jeans and a hoodie, and you just have to have her so bad, you dec...
ALYSON NOEL Why don't I kill your mother and we'll split the insurance money?
CHARLES MUNGER I don't think I blushed once in my entire life before I met you," I say.
"There will be a lot o...
LILLY BLACK When I met my designs in the market of a remote village in the West Indies, or in the airport restau...
EVA ZEISEL My dad was an adventurer, my mother a romantic. When they met in college, both were creative writers...
BRIAN HERBERT Mother Parks, take your rest.
ROSA PARKS Thank God for your mother.
DAVID O. SELZNICK I would ask my mother to show me how to walk - and she did show me. That's why I think it's ...
NAOMI CAMPBELL I can't explain how I feel today. Today is the most wonderful emotion a mother can have.
ELIZABETH BROWN I was fourteen years old when I went to my first suffrage meeting. Returning from school one day, I ...
EMMELINE PANKHURST I've never met their mother, but there is something good that is evident that she passed on. They ar...
KARLA WHETZEL I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
GROUCHO MARX Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation.
BILLY JOEL Thus when I shun Scylla, your father, I fall into Charybdis, your mother. -The Merchant of Venice. ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE No, it happened. And right when your song ended, I knew - just like your mother - I was a goner,' Pe...
SUZANNE COLLINS I smiled. "So this horse is your nephew, Sam?"
She glared at me. "Let's not go there."
"Ho...
RICK RIORDAN How are your dear mother and father?" asked Miss Spink.

"Missing," said Coraline. "I have...
NEIL GAIMAN I travel like a gypsy, and I didn't know how I could perform and be a mother.
NATALIA MAKAROVA Those whom You, in Your Mercy, have met, Lord, are committed to Your Service.
SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB When i see how amazing my mother is with all her grandchildren, i realise how patient and understand...
SHANE J VAN DER VELDE I met Joe Louis. I met Cab Calloway. I met Count Basie. See, they were all around Kansas City.
BYRON JOHNSON Have you ever met someone for the first time, but in your heart you feel as if you’ve met them bef...
JOANNE KENRICK When I look back on my life, I wonder how I survived - my mother said I had a guardian angel.
MICKY DOLENZ ever since I met you I have admired you more than any girl...I have ever met since...I met you.
OSCAR WILDE I met two of my movie heroes. I met Tom Hanks, and I met Steven Spielberg. Oh and Quentin Tarantino.
TOM HOLLAND How do I know you'll keep your word?" asked Coraline.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I s...
NEIL GAIMAN I met Gerald Ford. I met Richard Nixon. I met Jimmy Carter. I met Dwight Eisenhower when he was a ge...
PETE ROSE You will honor my mother or I will break this bottle over your head
ROSAMUND HODGE I believe that always, or almost always, in all childhood and in all the lives that follow them, the...
MARGUERITE DURAS For your ignorance is the mother of your devotion to me.
JOHN DRYDEN Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother?
ALLY CARTER The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, bu...
OSHO I think we've been aggressive as we can be if you look at who we met with how frequently we met with...
BRUCE SCHEDLBAUER You're maybe eighteen. Your mother didn't love you enough so you decided to pierce your lip and bran...
HOLLY HOOD I never met a person as determined as my mother. From working hard for six kids to just trying to ke...
SUGAR RAY LEONARD My father, born in Colorado, met my mother, born in Switzerland, when he went into the finance compa...
SUSAN STRAIGHT My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a ...
DAME EDNA EVERAGE How could the death of someone you had never met affect you so?
ROBERT GALBRAITH [My favorite scene is] the scene where Elwood explains how he met Harvey.
COLIN WASMUND My mother was a huge, huge reader. I think I picked up very early how precious it was to write thing...
JUDITH VIORST I am not sad, but I am melancholic. When you lose your mother at 20 and then your father soon after,...
PATRICIA KAAS We spoke French at home and I didn't know any English until I went to school. My mother was Fren...
JOANNE HARRIS

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Miles roll...
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And in my case, they're barely s...
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Not realizing until I've said my final good-bye and closed the door behind me, th...
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Oh boy, did he ramble.
He rambled in a way that was nothing but
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