How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.