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How can you wish on a turkey wishbone with a man who is capable of correcting a love letter?


Bel Kaufman

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HERBERT KAUFMAN Okay, there's this thing you can do, a thing you can do like no other person on this planet. That ma...
ANDREW KAUFMAN All the people named Dan Kaufman who I find online seem to be short, balding Jewish men with glasses...
DAN KAUFMAN There's a lot of people running around helping other people get their vehicles started. I'm keeping ...
DAN KAUFMAN My roommate at Yale University introduced me to the auteur theory of filmmaking. I soon became a big...
LLOYD KAUFMAN His eyes move to my lips, and I know he’s thinking the same thing; I can feel it in the way the ai...
AMIE KAUFMAN What does it mean?” Flynn turns to gaze at me, eyes finally meeting mine.

I find myself...
AMIE KAUFMAN My breath catches, responding to an unfamiliar pull in my chest, an ache in my soul. I shouldn’t m...
AMIE KAUFMAN He can’t take his eyes off the stars, but I can’t take mine off his face. I can see the stars re...
AMIE KAUFMAN He can’t take his eyes off the stars, but I can’t take mine off his face.
AMIE KAUFMAN And I liked this extreme character of de Sade.
PHILIP KAUFMAN Whatever you think of de Sade, he was a complex figure and we should not look for easy answers with ...
PHILIP KAUFMAN We are engaged in a very serious campaign over all of these initiatives and they are all failing, .....
GALE KAUFMAN This is the first election that's about him .
GALE KAUFMAN Why would they do that? They know he's failing.
GALE KAUFMAN There is so much anger about the governor holding this election that we're not worried about turnout...
GALE KAUFMAN This governor is spending $80 million of taxpayer money on an election that voters resoundingly have...
GALE KAUFMAN I think it means what we've been saying all along - the governor's initiatives are not real reform. ...
GALE KAUFMAN It's a phony election that he creates on issues that every poll says voters don't care about and he'...
GALE KAUFMAN We were just delighted to have (Lewin).
GREG KAUFMAN We wanted to promote civic engagement and to use the cultural arts to diversify the educational expe...
GREG KAUFMAN From Dec. 1 to May 15, you have to drive your boat completely different.
GREG KAUFMAN