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How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.


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EMILY DAWSON My boss talks about how we get most of the people going to the mall because we are right on the way ...
EMILY DAWSON There's lot of traffic because of the mall right down there, so there's always. I've seen a couple o...
EMILY DAWSON We played a hard match tonight, but things just did not go our way. Tonight's match was a good tune-...
CRAIG DAWSON It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these ...
ROSARIO DAWSON We played well in spots, but in other areas we did not play as well as Friday's match against Brown....
CRAIG DAWSON We continued to play well. We got in some very good work this weekend, and scored a Patriot League w...
CRAIG DAWSON We had a really good match tonight. The score really doesn't tell the story, as it was much closer t...
CRAIG DAWSON The intercourse between the Mediterranean and the North or between the Atlantic and Central Europe w...
CHRISTOPHER DAWSON This was a big game for sure. We knew we had to win this in order to keep pace in the West Division,...
DAN DAWSON If it takes me stepping back, that's fine, I'm just worried about the win. I'm happy for my five tea...
DAN DAWSON The biggest problem that I see in officiating is in basketball, with everybody going to three-man cr...
DAN DAWSON Everyone can relate to us because we're normal people. Many of us have jobs.
DAN DAWSON We can't just be players. We have to continue to grow the sport, and it starts with the kids.
DAN DAWSON There are so many different reasons as to why I love riding trains. But I think ultimately it's ...
ROSARIO DAWSON You only live once. You don't want your tombstone to read: 'Played it Safe.'
ROSARIO DAWSON I don't feel it's right to charge people for this. This is something that we're doing to give to the...
CLARENCE DAWSON I wanted to have people both on the right and the left because I wanted a balanced discussion. I rea...
CLARENCE DAWSON We are very fortunate to have not only great leadership but a great medical staff. I can't tell you ...
HAROLD DAWSON I think we need to send a message. Eight thousand dollars is 17 percent plus three percent cost of l...
HAROLD DAWSON I think we need to do something a little drastic to send a message.
HAROLD DAWSON Until I know all the facts and see what the outcome ... is, I'm really not going to make any comment...
GARY DAWSON If a player in this situation is found guilty of something then it really is a matter for the Chiefs...
GARY DAWSON We have 19 students who are physically here, although they haven't started classes yet,
GEORGE DAWSON Never in a million years would I have thought that I would be where I am.
ERIN DAWSON