How can my son not be straight after all I've said and done for him?

Both Penny and our baby son are gorgeous, healthy and doing well,

My father, being a Scotsman, taught me to look after finances. I'm shrewd. Some people may call me tight.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.

You go through life wondering what is it all about but at the end of the day it's all about family.