How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

Let me show you how it's done... Loser!

Reading isn't good for a ballplayer. Not good for his eyes. If my eyes went bad even a little bit I couldn't hit home runs. So I gave up reading.

Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks.

Who is richer? The man who is seen, but cannot see? Or the man who is not being seen, but can see?

Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit.