Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!'
Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?'
Which one do you think?'
Bad Vlad?'
Good call.


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Shorth is better than length.
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My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'...
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I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am.
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Words and pictures are yin and yang. Married, they produce a progeny more interesting than either pa...
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There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.
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Look at me!
Look at me!
Look at me NOW!
It is fun to have fun
But you have to kn...
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ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!
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And this mess is so big
And so deep and so tall,
We cannot pick it up.
There is no...
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Teeth are always in style.
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Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy...
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For a host, above all, must be kind to his guests.
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Reading can take you places you have never been before.
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I know up on the top you are seeing great sights, but down at the bottom we, too, should have rights...
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I meant what I said and I said what I meant - An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent! Dr
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And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it...
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Preachers in pulpits talked about what a great message is in the book. No matter what you do, somebo...
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So you see! There's no end to the things you might know,Depending how far beyond Zebra you go.
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The Cat In The Hat
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Chances are that the number of teachers that will be impacted by this will be very few.
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[A]s you partake of the world's bill of fare,/ that's darned good advice to follow./ Do a lot of spi...
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You are you. Now, isn't that pleasant?
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Sam Ran Over Sand or Sand Ran Over Sam,
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UNLESS someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It is not.
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The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go...
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.
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If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.
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Thank goodness for all of the things you are not!Thank goodness you're not something someone forgot,...
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Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.
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You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
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Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky!
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Maybe Christmas, he [the Grinch] thought, doesn't come from a store.
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When at last we are sure, You've been properly pilled, Then a few paper forms, Must be properly fill...
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What it really said to me is how hard the people at our school work, ... All of our employees who wo...
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And the turtles, of course... All the turtles are free- As turtles and, maybe, all creatures should ...
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Fiction Is My Addiction
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I box in yellow Gox box socks.
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Stop telling such outlandish tales. Stop turning minnows into whales.
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'The Lorax' book was intended to be propaganda.
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And I saw on this hill, since my eyesight's so keen, the two biggest fools that have ever been seen!...
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The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'...
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I can read in red.
I can read in blue.
I can read in pickle color too.
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You have to be a speedy reader because there’s so so much to read.
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Young cat! If you keep
Your eyes open enough,
Oh, the stuff you will learn!
The most ...
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A Wasn’t just isn't. He just isn't present. But you… You ARE YOU! And, now isn't that pleasant!
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But now," says the Once-ler, "now that you're here, the word of the Lorax seems perfectly clear. UNL...
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The Lorax: Which way does a tree fall?
The Once-ler: Uh, down?
The Lorax: A tree falls t...
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How did it get so late so soon? It's night before it's afternoon. December is here before it's June....
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Catch! calls the Once-ler.
He lets something fall.
It's a Truffula Seed.
It's the las...
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