Horsemanship through the history of all nations has been considered one of the highest accomplishments. You can't pass a park without seeing a statue of some old codger on a horse.

If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership'.

The health of nations is more important than the wealth of nations.

When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.

The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children's playgrounds.