Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.