Honey, I forgot to duck.

Number 4 should have been number 1. Thanks, Honey.

Tell him he can have my title, but I want it back in the morning.

Honey, I just forgot to duck. (to his wife, on losing the World Heavyweight title)

Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em in the body.

You know what a champion is? A champion is someone who's ready when the gong rings --not just before, not just after --but when it rings.