Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a great refuge from home life

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

There is only one person an English girl hates more than she hates her elder sister; and that is her mother.

Get married, but never to a man who is home all day