Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.

Two fleas are coming out of a bar when one asks the other 'Do we take a dog or do we walk home?'

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

How was the dog's day? Ruff.

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.