Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.

Money is only congealed snow.

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back on. I can't imagine how I did it. When I got away from it I couldn't even refer to the place by name. ''Out there,'' I called it.

I'd like to have money. And I'd like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that's too adorable, I'd rather have money.

Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded
wheelchair.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.