Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,<br />Teach us something please,<br />Whether we be old and bald,<br />Or young with scabby knees,<br />Our heads could do with filling<br />With some interesting stuff,<br />For now they're bare and full of air,<br />Dead flies and bits of fluff,<br />So teach us something worth knowing,<br />Bring us back what we've forgot,<br />Just do your best, we'll do the rest,<br />And learn until our brains all rot...