His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

Do what I want, be honest to myself and then it would do good for others, that's all, full on.

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.