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John Green

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ARMANDO PAIS When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?
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KATIE MCGARRY oh.
she heard it
too-no waters
coursing, canyon
empty, sun
soundless- ...
BARBARA BLATNER I could simply
kill you now,
get it over with,
who would
know the difference...
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rim of the sink
you claw your
way to stand
and cling there, ...
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As we wave our goodbyes,
We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL Some infinities are bigger than other infinities."
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JOHN GREEN Quería que lo llamara. Quería que lo echara de menos.
JOHN GREEN Echó de menos el futuro que había imaginado.
JOHN GREEN […] Y sólo se preguntó como puede dolerte algo que no tienes.
JOHN GREEN – En la geometría no hay historias de amor.
– Espera y verás.
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JOHN GREEN Le decía «Te quiero» como si fuera un secreto, y un secreto importantísimo.
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JOHN GREEN – Es gracioso lo que la gente está dispuesta a hacer para que la recuerden.
– Bueno, o par...
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"I...
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JOHN GREEN He’s not that smart.”

“She’s right,” Augustus says. “It’s just that most re...
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JOHN GREEN I love you present tense.
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JOHN GREEN I wanted to know that he would be okay if I died. I wanted to not be a grenade, to not be a malevole...
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JOHN GREEN I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr.
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Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excit...
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"R...
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I smile...
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Alaska laughing- “Oh God no. I’...
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JOHN GREEN I'm in love with you," he said quietly.

"Augustus," I said.

"I am," he said. H...
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JOHN GREEN And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it.
JOHN GREEN -so if the inevitability of oblivion worries you, than I suggest you ignore it. God knows that's wha...
JOHN GREEN Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting.
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JOHN GREEN What's that?"
"The laundry basket?"
"No, next to it."
"I don't see anything next to i...
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JOHN GREEN You see how fake it all is. It's not even hard enough to be made out of plastic. It's a paper town.
JOHN GREEN But there was so much todo: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on. I'll have more tim...
JOHN GREEN How wil we ever get out of this labyrinth of suffering?
JOHN GREEN AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.
'So that's Sara,' I said.
'Yes.'
'She seems nice.
JOHN GREEN The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. "I can rhyme while I run; I'm t...
JOHN GREEN I’m just scared of ghosts, Pudge. And home is full of them.
JOHN GREEN You can't just make me different and then leave
JOHN GREEN She has great breasts," the Colonel said without looking up from the whale.
"DO NOT OBJECTIFY W...
JOHN GREEN But why Alaska?' I asked her.

'Well, later, I found out what it means. It's from an Aleut...
JOHN GREEN Right, well, he'd been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, 'You seem to be feeling better th...
JOHN GREEN I'm really not up for answering any questions that start with how, when, where, why or what.
JOHN GREEN You're funny, and you're smart, and you may show up late, but you always show up eventually.
JOHN GREEN I have a great affection for people who are intellectually engaged with the world, and who don’t t...
JOHN GREEN I've never known before what it feels like to want someone - not to want to hook up with them or wha...
JOHN GREEN There's a stark difference between the words 'prodigy' and 'genius.' Prodigies can very quickly lear...
JOHN GREEN Why is being a nerd bad? Saying I notice you’re a nerd is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you�...
JOHN GREEN I wanted us to have an adventure. Because I love that crap. Because I'm not whatever-her-name-is. I ...
JOHN GREEN If my public existence does anything worthwhile, hopefully it at least demystifies the author a bit,...
JOHN GREEN If people were like rain, I was like drizzle and she was a hurricane.
JOHN GREEN I do not say goodbye. I believe that's one of the bullshitiest words ever invented. It's not like yo...
JOHN GREEN Do you know what your problem is? You can't live with the idea that someone might leave.
JOHN GREEN Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will
JOHN GREEN