Hey, my baby fetches me beers, and she's only 4 months old!... yeah, I'm a proud Dad!

On her baby: He's 16 months old and he eats soap and paper. What's going on with kids?

But I think he might be too old for me at 27. I don't think my mum and dad would have that.

Hey, I'm 68 years old.

Hey, I'm an old quarterback,

The real trick with any 61-year-old dealing with any 16-year-old is to get them to listen to a word you say. I'm remarkably unsuccessful with my own.