Hey Jade?' He called out holding two packages of maxi pads.
I shook my head violently to stop Dad from talking, but from where he stood, I doubted he could see I was talking to a boy. A mildly annoying, but nonetheless cute boy.
'Do you want wings or no wings?'
It was official.
This was shaping up to be the Most. Embarrassing. Day. Ever.

I was in no mood to negotiate with the Tampon Terrorist.

But he didn't have to listen to his father. Taking after your father was optional, wasn't it?

There must be no more sticking heads in the sand. No more embarrassment and no more hiding behind a veil of apathy,

What is embarrassment? In general, embarrassment is an emotional response to an innocent mistake. The major reason that some of us are embarrassment-prone is that we’ve been conditioned to set unrealistically high expectations for ourselves and to judge ourselves negatively when we can’t possibly meet those standards. A second reason that makes us susceptible to embarrassment is that we’ve been taught to take our cue in evaluating ourselves from what we assume (often erroneously) to be others’ opinions of us.

I couldn’t believe I just blurted all that out. I let my head fall forward until I could bury my overheated face in his shoulder.
“This is mortifying.”
His shoulders shook beneath my hands, and when he spoke, the laughter tinged his voice.
“Babe, look at me.”
“No.” I wiggled deeper into his arms. “I’m staying here until I die. And if I keep spilling my guts to you, that should happen in about two point two seconds when I drop dead of embarrassment.