He's so eccentric -- physically, and he's so funny.

Oh! Do you have a pocketknife?"
He narrowed his eyes at me. "Pocketknife?"
"Don't men your age always have pocketknives?" I asked in a high-pitched voice.
"My age? I'm not a fucking grandfather," he snapped.

I think I'm supposed to "take a sad song and make it better," but that's beyond my musical ability

The bits I most remember about my school days are those that took place outside the classroom, as we were taken on countless theatre visits and trips to places of interest.

Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.

I write plays about things that I can't resolve in my mind. I try to root things out.